The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.633 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion kapustas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,935 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, third world countries are rich in "I Love Kamilowo" t-shirts, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 16,448^th in the world and 211^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 122.08 kickbacks per hour.