The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.219 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion kapustas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,212 kapustas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, the aims of top-secret Pytongian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 8,568^th in the world and 267^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,191.42 Standard Monetary Units.