The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.104 billion Pytongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion kapustas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,987 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Pytongians look out for gay men, Kamil Iwo's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, all weapon research has been banned, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 203,119^th in the world and 1,356^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 464 billion Standard Monetary Units.