The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.281 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,144 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 545,073 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dicko is ranked 75,962nd in the world and 1,199th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,498.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dicko was endorsed by The Parliamentary Constituency of Flydale North.
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Dicko endorsed
The Final Reprieve of Kainin.
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Dicko was endorsed by
The Final Reprieve of Kainin.
- : Following new legislation in
Dicko, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Dicko, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in
Dicko, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in
Dicko, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in
Dicko, artists count down the years until Primarch Dicko is allowed to listen to their music.
- : Following new legislation in
Dicko, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
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Dicko, the world outside is only known of in folklore.

























































