Most Secular: 7thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th
The Federal Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The only constant in politics: change
Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dicko

Population22.281 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderPrimarch Dicko

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalGryphon

The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.281 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,144 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 545,073 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 75,962nd in the world and 1,199th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,498.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 7thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 24thSmartest Citizens: 30thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91stLargest Governments: 118thMost Beautiful Environments: 118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129thMost Corrupt Governments: 142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 146thMost Developed: 192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247thHealthiest Citizens: 460thHighest Average Incomes: 487thMost Patriotic: 558thMost Advanced Public Education: 564thMost Efficient Economies: 594thHighest Economic Output: 706thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 936thLargest Insurance Industry: 962ndMost Influential: 988thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,217thBest Weather: 1,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,412thHighest Food Quality: 2,178thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,492ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,840thMost Stationary: 4,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,472ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,597thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,223rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,580thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,007thMost Inclusive: 8,549thLargest Retail Industry: 8,835thMost Authoritarian: 9,452ndTop
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Largest Populations: 15,578thMost Cultured: 20,399thMost Income Equality: 22,333rd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 162nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 265th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 275th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 319th in the regionMost Inclusive: 350th in the region
Has WA voting rights.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dicko was endorsed by The Parliamentary Constituency of Flydale North.
  • : Dicko endorsed The Final Reprieve of Kainin.
  • : Dicko was endorsed by The Final Reprieve of Kainin.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, artists count down the years until Primarch Dicko is allowed to listen to their music.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dicko, the world outside is only known of in folklore.

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