The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.281 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,146 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 545,131 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is proudly the least fertile in The North Pacific, Primarch Dicko has been nicknamed 'Robomop', government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 75,745^th in the world and 1,196^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,498.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.