The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.806 billion Dickoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,573 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 551,304 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Primarch Dicko to meetings with foreign heads of state, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, Dicko has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 236^th in the world and 4^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 471,763.31 Standard Monetary Units.