Most World Assembly Endorsements: 473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,492ndMost Influential: 1,539th
The Democratic People's Republic of
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Hyphen

Population9.472 billion

CapitalStalingrad

Currencypound
Animaleagle

The Democratic People's Republic of Hyphen is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.472 billion Hyphenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyphenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,283 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The proper etiquette for eating Hyphenian cuisine is to snort it, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyphen's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyphen is ranked 2,805th in the world and 113th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,724.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,492ndMost Influential: 1,539thMost Devout: 2,088thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,677thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,500thLargest Black Market: 4,573rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,665thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,796thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,384thMost Patriotic: 8,714thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,807thNudest: 11,252ndLargest Governments: 13,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,800thHighest Average Incomes: 14,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,663rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,067thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,064thHighest Economic Output: 19,681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,685thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27,318thBest Weather: 27,365thMost Developed: 29,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32,176th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Patriotic: 123rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionNudest: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 292nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 345th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 345th in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 413th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 430th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 458th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 477th in the region
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Endorsements Received: 184 » Kwaj, Shibutani, Aguaria Major, Gorundu, Northern Zorbrasnka, Territorio di Nessuno, Halsoni, Kaschovia, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Aerilia, Bagojo, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Koda-Land, Wolffoxia, Frismana, Great Bights Mum, Arucaria, Greater Portugaliza, Tiodann, Sil Dorsett, Elnir, PotatoFarmers, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Dojestan, New Lakemba, Polgaria, Russila, Harjad, Potass, Kazanqa, Ethnon, Xagill, North Bratislava, Shrikisthan, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eaetafershe, Ottoman Empireee, Hizuru, Casscata, Loutsland, Motaialtefth, Royaume des loups, Kobagia, Stal Valley, Arostica, SussyAmongUsLand, Kandorith, Mystris, The Greater Spanish Empire, and 134 others.Simone Republic, Darkanistan, North Norda Islands, Lovarpia, Valentine Z, Tragesch Firwat, Sindoesia, Texaska, Nationeer, Ayuzhhhhh, Lemonbiscuits, Darths and Droids, Laforeia, Slaca, South Parter, Virginian Inquisitors, Bardopia, Isenoka, Esperonia, Neo-Zulthyrland, Marlducro, Xentherida, The Iron Lions, Ioresca, Lotion Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, Tallinia, Alpanna, Votak Matim, Plexaris, Salzcovia, Uncreative name, Honeymoon Avenue, New Kisha, Bochlon, ForFishing, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Soviet Terran, Dreadton, Aquila Islands, Enimero, Islandwalk, The Black Cathedral, The Uhhhh, The Union of The People of Britannia, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Hannako, Wisconsota, Engine Unions, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Dakota Territories, Singamadri, Fengate, Furballland, Eggplant Island, Amearika, Altanteean, Phoronu, El Caldron, Republic of Sord1and, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Dicko, Fachumonn, Aenglaland, Llan, Omnistria, Chukstik Illahi, Gendirt, Coopera Social, Eastern Fuza, Alsion, Nicki minaj endings, Arcriea, Kainin, Walter Jackson, Karazan, Unsophisticate, Old Emporia, Fincy, Bananyo, Yukti, Laurendon, Treekidistan, Mk Steele, Newest Foundedland, Hinomia, Our India, The Great States of Mexico, Gmt2001, Azzarel, Krapinovka, Nimehazad, Avalon, Nistriabar, Feolema, Solicetine, The Austro Germanic Union, Solmetria, Horrorlandian State, The Windmilluminati, Tenana, Soletmaris, Verumir, KAP03land, Quality Nation, Moneybagmen, Parpyduckland, Picairn, Zecit, Serkovy, Empty Void, Kitzgos, Tape, Zerentopia, New Aquitaine, Rex Republic, Frestov, Homalia, Neopunk-Brazil, Hendarxia, Federation Terra Australis, Flydale North, Rainengrad, New Ourlandia, Bonderovia, Neo Franchia, Liberal Communities, Everything Decided at Random, Coalition of Gedran, La Baja California, Shapeville, Chipoli, and Sovietskogo Soyuz.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Hyphen was endorsed by The Federal Union of Sovietskogo Soyuz.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, the proper etiquette for eating Hyphenian cuisine is to snort it.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyphen, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful.
  • : Hyphen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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