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| Population | 9.045 billion |
| Capital | New Capital |
| Leader | Dracula |
| Faith | H m lism |
| Currency | candy cane gold bar |
| Animal | bat |
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Hyphen is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Dracula with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, punitive income tax rates, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.045 billion Hyphenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Capital. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hyphenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,380 candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Countless government officials are accused of espionage, only the brainiest citizens become academics, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and society is now confronted with the problem of the mage gap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hyphen's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is H m lism.
Hyphen is ranked 302,281st in the world and 4,436th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 139 » 
Kwaj, 
Shibutani, 
Aguaria Major, 
Gorundu, 
Northern Zorbrasnka, 
Territorio di Nessuno, 
Halsoni, 
Kaschovia, 
Varisland, 
PlanetMercury, 
Aerilia, 
Bagojo, 
New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, 
Koda-Land, 
Wolffoxia, 
Frismana, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Arucaria, 
Greater Portugaliza, 
Northern Cheek, 
Tiodann, 
Sil Dorsett, 
Elnir, 
PotatoFarmers, 
Mondstadtes KaiseReich, 
Dojestan, 
New Lakemba, 
Of Emptiness, 
Rainengrad, 
Polgaria, 
Russila, 
Harjad, 
Potass, 
Darkwoke, 
Kazanqa, 
Trebizondia, 
Ethnon, 
Xagill, 
North Bratislava, 
Shrikisthan, 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
Eaetafershe, 
Ottoman Empireee, 
Hizuru, 
Casscata, 
Loutsland, 
Motaialtefth, 
Royaume des loups, 
Kobagia, 
Stal Valley, and 89 others.
Arostica, SussyAmongUsLand, Kandorith, Mystris, The Greater Spanish Empire, Simone Republic, Darkanistan, North Norda Islands, Lovarpia, Jughru, Valentine Z, Tragesch Firwat, Sindoesia, Texaska, Nationeer, Ayuzhhhhh, Lemonbiscuits, Darths and Droids, Laforeia, Slaca, Triseria, South Parter, Virginian Inquisitors, Bardopia, Isenoka, Esperonia, Neo-Zulthyrland, Marlducro, Xentherida, The Iron Lions, Ioresca, Lotion Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, Tallinia, Alpanna, Votak Matim, Plexaris, Salzcovia, Uncreative name, Ynysoeddmawr, Honeymoon Avenue, New Kisha, Bochlon, ForFishing, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Soviet Terran, Liberal Communities, Dreadton, Aquila Islands, Enimero, Islandwalk, The Black Cathedral, The Uhhhh, The Union of The People of Britannia, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Hannako, Wisconsota, Engine Unions, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Dakota Territories, AnnaK, Singamadri, El Fiji Grande, Fengate, Inevitable Poverty, Furballland, All Creation, Striynia, United Orange Valley States, Satreburg 2, Eggplant Island, Amearika, Altanteean, Phoronu, El Caldron, Republic of Sord1and, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Questasia, Dicko, Confederacy of North America, Fachumonn, Aenglaland, Llan, Omnistria, Chukstik Illahi, Gendirt, Coopera Social, and Norwegian FOREST Cat.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hyphen was endorsed by
The Hopeful Cat Paradise of Norwegian FOREST Cat.
- : Hyphen endorsed The Hopeful Cat Paradise of Norwegian FOREST Cat.
- : Hyphen endorsed The Second Republic of Potass.
- : Hyphen endorsed The People's Republic of Motaialtefth.
- : Following new legislation in Hyphen, society is now confronted with the problem of the mage gap.
- : Following new legislation in Hyphen, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Hyphen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Hyphen, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
- : Hyphen was endorsed by
The Socialist Republic of Coopera Social.
- : Following new legislation in Hyphen, countless government officials are accused of espionage.