Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,242ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,528th
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains, Lucky
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hyphen

Population9.045 billion

CapitalNew Capital
LeaderDracula
FaithH m lism

Currencycandy cane gold bar
Animalbat

The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Hyphen is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dracula with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.045 billion Hyphenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Capital. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyphenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,380 candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, only the brainiest citizens become academics, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and society is now confronted with the problem of the mage gap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hyphen's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is H m lism.

Hyphen is ranked 302,177th in the world and 4,433rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,242ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,528thMost Devout: 1,733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,387thMost Influential: 2,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,826thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,372ndLargest Black Market: 4,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,206thMost Patriotic: 6,063rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,166thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,853rdMost Authoritarian: 9,945thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,710thNudest: 11,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,339thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,814thMost Conservative: 11,840thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,267thBest Weather: 19,655thHighest Average Incomes: 19,898thLargest Governments: 20,264thHighest Economic Output: 23,612thMost Efficient Economies: 28,095th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionNudest: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 260th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 285th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 348th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 349th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 430th in the region
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