The Commonwealth of Caelenor is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 429 million Caelenorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Caelen. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caelenorian economy, worth 43.8 trillion The guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,023 The guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caelenor's national animal is the The Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caelenor is ranked 297,064^th in the world and 3,960^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.58 on the Bus Surprisal Index.