The United Socialist States of Coulumb is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 699 million Coulumbians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Coulumbian economy, worth 56.7 trillion ionits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 81,166 ionits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coulumb's national animal is the hyrax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Coulumb is ranked 102,997th in the world and 1,544th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,849.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Coulumb was endorsed by The Republic of Ohiyo.
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Coulumb was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Coulumb, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
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Coulumb, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
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Coulumb, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
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Coulumb, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
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Coulumb, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
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Coulumb, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award.
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Coulumb was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Coulumb, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.







































