The Federation of Boobiestan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Boob with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.645 billion Boobies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Boobie economy, worth 754 trillion Boobies a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,926 Boobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boobiestan's national animal is the Lesser Spotted Great Bouncing Boobie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is File not found.

Boobiestan is ranked 4,505^th in the world and 176^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,544.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.