The National Union of Bloxian States is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Blox the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.927 billion Bloxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State City. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bloxian Statesian economy, worth 748 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,215 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloxian States's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bloxianism.

Bloxian States is ranked 15,573^rd in the world and 466^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 102,632.59 Standard Monetary Units.