The Democratic Republic of Kobagia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Isolde Shirukaze イゾルデ 白風 with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.198 billion Kobagians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merrdelle. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,503 trillion Bagynos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 164,750 Bagynos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Isolde Shirukaze イゾルデ 白風's credibility no favours, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kobagia's national animal is the Kobagian tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Kobagian Christianism.

Kobagia is ranked 6,581^st in the world and 104^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,446.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.