The Federal Republic of Skytasia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Behçet Yeşiltaş with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.846 billion Skytasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arghanocon. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Skytasian economy, worth 490 trillion Inflation Causers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,427 Inflation Causers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, the dartboard at the Skytasian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Behçet Yeşiltaş's face, most ambassadors from Skytasia retire only a few years after being appointed, and Behçet Yeşiltaş reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skytasia's national animal is the White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Skytasia is ranked 259,600^th in the world and 3,707^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 47.7 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.