The Corgious Empire of Etanur is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.391 billion Etanurians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corgi-on-the-Wold. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Etanurian economy, worth a remarkable 4,915 trillion fuzzbutts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,814 fuzzbutts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etanur's national animal is the corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientific Splootism.

Etanur is ranked 2,190^th in the world and 87^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,770.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.