Most World Assembly Endorsements: 685thMost Influential: 1,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,580th
The Unpleasant Drainpipe of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all over
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.383 billion

FaithWorship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle

AnimalDeadly Garden Snake

The Unpleasant Drainpipe of Gurou is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bronzefishy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.383 billion Gurouans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gurouan economy, worth 744 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,667 Iousies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.

Gurou is ranked 237,292nd in the world and 9,648th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -14.95 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 685thMost Influential: 1,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,980thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,602ndMost Secular: 4,867thLargest Black Market: 5,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,381stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,907thLowest Crime Rates: 15,101stLargest Governments: 15,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,674thBest Weather: 16,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,482ndMost Stationary: 18,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,932nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Black Market: 243rd in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 294th in the regionMost Influential: 406th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionMost Stationary: 431st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 594th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 679th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 777th in the regionLargest Governments: 789th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 798th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 804th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 901st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 920th in the regionBest Weather: 954th in the region

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