The Oceanusoa of Altanteean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Joseph M Treedom with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.865 billion Oceanusoan are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanusoan economy, worth 500 trillion similar to US Dollar lols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 129,285 similar to US Dollar lols, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Altanteean can't handle, for 25 similar to US Dollar lols tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altanteean's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Altanteean is ranked 138,081^st in the world and 1,877^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,028.88 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.