The Oceanusoa of Altanteean is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph M Treedom with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.683 billion Oceanusoan are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanusoan economy, worth 466 trillion similar to US Dollar lols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,783 similar to US Dollar lols, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, Joseph M Treedom spends most of the day apologizing, insomniacs read government expense reports to fall asleep, and newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altanteean's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Altanteean is ranked 25,658^th in the world and 421^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,850.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.