The Kingdom of David Davidson is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 24.538 billion Sheparders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,415 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,208 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 82,731^st in the world and 1,551^st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 386.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.