The Kingdom of David Davidson is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 24.8 billion Sheparders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,530 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,357 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The David Davidson Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, every week is blindness awareness week, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 5,302^nd in the world and 221^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 153 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.