The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.733 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,329 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,758 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Salmon is one of the most popular forenames in Notyoutopia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 105,861^st in the world and 2,372^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 417 billion Standard Monetary Units.