The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.178 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,473 trillion Mnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,227 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is voluntary, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 204,494^th in the world and 7,943^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.55 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.