The Efeuüberwuchterte Steinsäule of Lionsroar is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Die überall bekannte Katze von Ulmer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.765 billion Glorreichen Kreuzzugfahrer der Cat Crusaders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Die Mega-Meowpolis aller Felinen Götter. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient a den Hunden überlegener Spezies angehörig economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion Tränen der Hunde beim großen weiten Baches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 221,804 Tränen der Hunde beim großen weiten Baches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, chipped paint can see a building condemned, and child support loans with high interest rates are available in a den Hunden überlegener Spezies angehörig banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the feline-fellige erhaben-überlegene Götter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catsuperiority.

Lionsroar is ranked 326,817^th in the world and 4,097^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.