The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.137 billion Berzerkistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,455 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 607,845 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and cash-strapped Berzerkistanians scour their bodies for fortuitous zits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 2,643^rd in the world and 33^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,555.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.