The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mondius with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.899 billion Adolantans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 5,461 trillion Pingas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,017 Pingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 3,691^st in the world and 80^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 150.87 quips per hour.