The United Coalition of Oheia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hyusienyang and Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.454 billion Patritsiyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odeyedinenny Kvartal. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Patritsiyan economy, worth 470 trillion Patritsiyan Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,666 Patritsiyan Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and the children of Oheia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oheia's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NA.

Oheia is ranked 52,462^nd in the world and 689^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,647.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.