The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.008 billion Headpat Centralians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 5,378 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 268,803 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, the government is proudly free of crabs, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and dictators have dubbed Headpat Central the land of lunatics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 161^st in the world and 4^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.93 percentage of bribes refused.