The Empire of Xaravellion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pavel Vanderson with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.547 billion Xaravellionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vighlodir. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xaravellionian economy, worth 367 trillion ᜋᜒᜐ᜔ᜆ᜔ᜇᜎ᜔ᜐ᜔s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,478 ᜋᜒᜐ᜔ᜆ᜔ᜇᜎ᜔ᜐ᜔s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, dictators have dubbed Xaravellion the land of lunatics, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xaravellion's national animal is the Marshmallow bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Oratrice mécanique d'analyse cardinale.

Xaravellion is ranked 32,303^rd in the world and 494^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,580.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.