The Legendary Concordat Slayer of Zukchiva is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.212 billion Zukchivans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 3,042 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,345 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Seveni Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 2,509^th in the world and 74^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 64.67 average smiles per day.