The Federal Republic of Salboa is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 396 million Salboans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oviertos. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Salboan economy, worth 30.5 trillion Salboan Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,099 Salboan Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salboa's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salboa is ranked 91,132^nd in the world and 1,016^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,099.11 Standard Monetary Units.