The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.678 billion OOFS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 1,929 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,668 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 170,831^st in the world and 1,886^th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,697.82 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.