The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.436 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 2,077 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,057 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 2,761^st in the world and 63^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 223 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.