The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.549 billion OOFS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,968 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 264,237^th in the world and 2,928^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,515.4 Standard Monetary Units.