The Allied States of Jankono is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.248 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 867 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,265 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 18,020^th in the world and 411^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.39 law-abiding acts per hour.