The Evil Eastern Spinifex Pigeon of Amjedia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jameel Nasheed with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.261 billion Amjedians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Manara. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amjedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,760 trillion Dinars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,240 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, the Al Manara State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', "The Pride of the Amjedian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amjedia's national animal is the Eastern Spinifex Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Amjedia is ranked 258,553^rd in the world and 3,209^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.