The Grand Emyreanity of Solinarien is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Grand Sovereign Solflaren with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.629 billion Empyreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium of Artorian. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Empyrean economy, worth 579 trillion Φοίνικας Ρούνοιs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 159,714 Φοίνικας Ρούνοιs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solinarien's national animal is the Golden Dragon of Vermax, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Ten Commandments of Arcaete.

Solinarien is ranked 60,423^rd in the world and 530^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,664.38 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.