The Federal Republic of Propwash is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.439 billion Propwashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corraine. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Propwashian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion Coles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,999 Coles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and Propwash has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Propwash's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Propwash is ranked 180,302^nd in the world and 2,341^st in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.74 percentage of bribes refused.