The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.078 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 6,178 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 323,874 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 1,643^rd in the world and 31^st in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 288 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.