The Nomadic Peoples of Froppill is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Aristoadle Von Ribbit IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.983 billion Froppillians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Froppolis. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Froppillian economy, worth 772 trillion Fropas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,783 Fropas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Froppill's national animal is the Taddepol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Froppill is ranked 44,428^th in the world and 363^rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 56.18 kickbacks per hour.