The Free Land of Aurelia Federation is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 693 million Aurelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The all-consuming Aurelia Federationian economy, worth 71.9 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,686 Aureuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 539,395 per year while the poor average 10,764, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, interest in globalism never flags, and structures are raised on promises. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aurelia Federation's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aurelia Federation is ranked 37,428^th in the world and 518^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,230.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.