The Kingdom of The Arvanites of Epirus is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 534 million Arvanites of Epirus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dervitsani. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arvanite of Epirus economy, worth 60.1 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 112,464 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Dervitsani to enjoy their national art, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the military has gone fission for more funding, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arvanites of Epirus's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Arvanites of Epirus is ranked 22,934^th in the world and 390^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.23 on the Human Development Index.