The Severe Lack of La Xinga is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by girl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.804 billion me are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hell. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient we economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion you a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,948 you, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, it isn't 'real music' without several cannons, the road to salvation runs ramrod straight, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is smile.

La Xinga is ranked 321,911^th in the world and 4,009^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.28 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.