The United Greater of Garfield Republics is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Valiant Leader Garfield with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.068 billion totally fine and not oppressed peoples are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topaz City of Garlord. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong State Capitalist economy, worth 605 trillion TopazCat-𝕿s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,708 TopazCat-𝕿s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, many believe that Valiant Leader Garfield's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on State Capitalist resumés, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garfield Republics's national animal is the Lasagna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garfield says no to Religion.

Garfield Republics is ranked 64,988^th in the world and 758^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 147.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.