The Democratic Republic of Troc is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.83 billion Trocs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,982 trillion Troccoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 508,635 Troccoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Troc is ranked 312,606^th in the world and 3,904^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -547.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.