The Confederacy of Ubecc is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 7.988 billion Cebuanoes, 3.733 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Cebuano Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,138 Cebuano Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, all facts are created equal, nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Cebuano citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubecc's national animal is the Marcos killer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ubecc is ranked 310,089^th in the world and 3,890^th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.87 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.