The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.971 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,155 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,791 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, anti-government web sites are springing up, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is almost non-existent. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 1,044^th in the world and 22^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 37,253.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.