Population | 18.95 billion |
Capital | Bogania |
Leader | jizzmaster zero |
Faith | Boganism |
Currency | Krang |
Animal | Drop Bear |
The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 18.95 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,954 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,911 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, and rumor has it that jizzmaster zero has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 3,649th in the world and 89th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, rumor has it that jizzmaster zero has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
World Assembly
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