The United Rickrolling States of Kluchassia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Amogus the Mogus with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.365 billion Kluchassians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Warcity. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kluchassian economy, worth 941 trillion Yupials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,469 Yupials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, Kluchassian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and Amogus the Mogus can cry on demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kluchassia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kluchassia is ranked 75,977^th in the world and 777^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,877.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.