The Free Land of Kalaratri is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.461 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,062 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 246,808 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Stjepan Filipović's questionably sane new coalition partners, no one is worried about government policies any more, bike rage is all the rage, and old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 675^th in the world and 18^th in The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 155.73 on the Kitten Softness Rating.