The Free Land of Kalaratri is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.437 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,056 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 246,808 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Stjepan Filipović's questionably sane new coalition partners, no one is worried about government policies any more, bike rage is all the rage, and old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 1,056^th in the world and 23^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 37,066.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.