The 議会制共和国 of Myehn is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayuza Halavy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.514 billion Myehnese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katsubusi. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myehnonian economy, worth 661 trillion Consortieors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,204 Consortieors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Myehn's national animal is the squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Myehn is ranked 51,470^th in the world and 1,656^th in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,299.93 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.