The United Republic of Kanluna is a huge, genial nation, ruled by President Kentyō Keboma with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 768 million Kanlunese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magsaysay. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlunese economy, worth 85.5 trillion Kanlunese mahikas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,291 Kanlunese mahikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of Kanlunese mahikas into rehabilitation programs annually, rumor has it that President Kentyō Keboma has won three lotteries in a row, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanluna's national animal is the Kanlunese horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanluna is ranked 17,609^th in the world and 366^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 92 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.