The Magnanimous Monarch of King of Urbino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The King of Urbino with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.435 billion Urbinati are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbino. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Urbinate economy, worth 229 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 94,152 Swiss Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', people ignoring the news is biconditional to The King of Urbino being in it, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through The King of Urbino's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King of Urbino's national animal is the Basilisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maurnindaiaism.

King of Urbino is ranked 280,757^th in the world and 3,646^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.