The Republic of AnnaK is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Slate with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.256 billion AnnaKians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedrock. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient AnnaKian economy, worth a remarkable 1,975 trillion Clams a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,549 Clams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, the future is monochrome, the Great AnnaKian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, and all restaurants close before dinner time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AnnaK's national animal is the Snorkasaurus and its national religion is Zoroastrian.

AnnaK is ranked 63,430^th in the world and 1,037^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.