The Kingdom of New Vorarlberg is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Otto II with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.502 billion New Vorarlbergers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bregenz. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Vorarlbergian economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,573 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"The Pride of the New Vorarlbergian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, artists count down the years until Kaiser Otto II is allowed to listen to their music, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kaiser Otto II is a silly poophead, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vorarlberg's national animal is the Reichsadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Vorarlberg is ranked 287,090^th in the world and 1,139^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.