The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.879 billion Filipino and Malayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,822 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,720 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 2,407^th in the world and 54^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 205,324.17 Standard Monetary Units.