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| Population | 9.828 billion |
| Capital | New Milford City |
| Leader | Alexandria Hamilton |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Istastionerian Credit |
| Animal | Red Fox |
The Most Serene Republic of Istastioner is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Alexandria Hamilton with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 9.828 billion Istastionerians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Milford City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Istastionerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,423 trillion Istastionerian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,620 Istastionerian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Schoolchildren are divided over Alexandria Hamilton's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Istastioner's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Istastioner is ranked 324,927th in the world and 858th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 181 » 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Istastioner, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, schoolchildren are divided over Alexandria Hamilton's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in Istastioner, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Istastionerian citizenship.
- : Istastioner adopted General Assembly Resolution #17 "Convention on International Arbitration".
- : Istastioner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Measurement Equivalence".
- : Istastioner was endorsed by
The Kingdom of New-Pernau.
- : Istastioner was endorsed by
The Vradha Khatunate of Viscongia.
- : Istastioner was endorsed by
The Poblacht Cheilteach of Ierna.