The Republic of Kluz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Czar with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 33.007 billion Kluzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kluzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,521 trillion Kluz Zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 106,693 Kluz Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The best defense is a good fence, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Kluzian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kluz's national animal is the Asiatic Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kluz is ranked 4,196^th in the world and 23^rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 29.69 Obesity Rate.