Population | 8.767 billion |
Capital | Ciudad de Ricardo |
Leader | Francis Parker Jockey |
Faith | Fourth Theory |
Currency | Larc |
Animal | Camo Green Snake |
The Imperium of Agatep is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Francis Parker Jockey with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.767 billion Agatepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Ricardo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth a remarkable 3,656 trillion Larcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 417,106 Larcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, political activists are routinely executed, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fourth Theory.
Agatep is ranked 293,178th in the world and 1,483rd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -1270.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, a government program is underway to revitalize Agatep's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Agatep, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ciudad de Ricardo to enjoy their national art.
- : Agatep was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Food Quality, Most Influential, and Most Patriotic.
World Assembly
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