The United Kingdom of Weghstate is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King David with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.911 billion Weghstanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Härmsdoerf. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Weghstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,388 trillion slottskrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,688 slottskrons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 883,536 per year while the poor average 18,222, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and many working fathers have never seen their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weghstate's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Weghstate.

Weghstate is ranked 24,807^th in the world and 298^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 37.45 Atheism Rate.