The Fascist Coup State of Arsenial is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Julius Cavour Alexander with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.48 billion Arsenitals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grander Cavouria. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arsenialian economy, worth 705 trillion Rhines and Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,859 Rhines and Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children spout "At least I get to keep monarchy privileges." involuntarily throughout the day, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Arsenitals, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arsenial's national animal is the Arsenish Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Arsenial is ranked 138,751^st in the world and 718^th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 87.4109162792 days.