The Democratic Republic of United Communes of Chile is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 17.572 billion Chilenos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuna Libre de Iquique. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 4,494 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,773 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Down payment blues in foreign nations are a thing of the past, factories churn out smog to make statues commemorating environmentalism, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 1,052^nd in the world and 25^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,388.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.